Was watching local movie I Do I Do.
And something just tickles my 笑穴.

"Hello, welcome to police hotline.
For English please press 1.
For Chinese please press 2."

"Report a robbery please press 1.
Report a molest case please press 2.
Report a suicide please press 3."

"Jumps building please press 1.
Jumps sea please press 2."

OMG! Mad funny can??
That's why I still prefers Jack Neo's movies.
Sure to cheer up my day!! ^^